Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Come back. Shots need mouths.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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