Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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