Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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