Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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