filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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