think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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