Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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