I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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