What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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