Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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