Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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