i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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