She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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