Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
When are your genitals available?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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