she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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