She said her name was "party"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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