i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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