Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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