quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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