So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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