she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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