I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
