His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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