i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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