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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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