He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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