I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I need help removing her.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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