she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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