I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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