Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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