On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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