I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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