I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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