i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
