You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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