good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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