Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
