he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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