do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The Olympian is in my bed
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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