Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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