why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
