By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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