I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
