Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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