Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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