i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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