Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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