I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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