Duck Duck Cougar?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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