Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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