after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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