3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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