Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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